I have been thinking about doing something like this for a while. Apologies for the quality. My first time drawing and I am still getting a hang of the software.
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| The school's Executive Committee in conference. |
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| The College President is concerned. |
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| The Dean immediately considers all angles. |
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| The Provost is flummoxed. |
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| The Vice -resident of Something Important is just plain worried. |
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| ****Ever since I was a young man I've worked in Higher Ed After twenty years of slaving My soul is nearly dead. But I have got a talent At challenges I never pale Give me an enrollment number I will meet it without fail! *** Sung to the tune "Pinball Wizard" (and with sincere apologies to The Who) |
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| He's an Admission's wizard There has to be a trick An admissions Wizard His goals are always met!
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| He stands before prospectives Deftly selling our old school Sometimes attracting scholars But usually, those who drool All are FAFSA eligible Tuition check's in the mail Give him an enrollment number He'll meet it without fail! |
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| He's an Admission's wizard There has to be a trick An admissions Wizard His goals are always met! |
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| How do you think he does it? I don't know! Maybe he has no soul! |
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| We can't stop him now We have six figure salaries to feed I beg thee Oh Lord! Let him his enrollment numbers meet! |
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| I'm looking at my numbers Your budget deficits No one ever told me Your school is such shit. I ain't seen nothing like it This time I must stand tall If I don't meet my enrollment numbers This school is going to fall!!! |
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