Monday, December 8, 2014

One Day in the President's Office #7

One probably shouldn't have to explain his own jokes, but in case you have never seen the movie Tommy, this cartoon might make more sense if you watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV_9pn7MGUo. (The video may not work on mobile devices.) 



(Sung to the tune of ""We're not Gonna Take It" by The Who.)
I welcomed you to my school
You know well why you are here
We needs lots of butts in our seats
And we need them there this year
If you want to remain employed
You've got to do more
That means hiring strippers, hiring escorts,
And even a few whores




Now I know you can't hear me
Your ears are truly sealed
Against marketing potential
From the Neoliberal ideal
You can do nothing
So unemployment completes the scene
Here comes school security
To guide you to the street.

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Sung to the tune "Listening to You" by The Who.





Saturday, December 6, 2014