Monday, December 8, 2014

One Day in the President's Office #7

One probably shouldn't have to explain his own jokes, but in case you have never seen the movie Tommy, this cartoon might make more sense if you watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV_9pn7MGUo. (The video may not work on mobile devices.) 



(Sung to the tune of ""We're not Gonna Take It" by The Who.)
I welcomed you to my school
You know well why you are here
We needs lots of butts in our seats
And we need them there this year
If you want to remain employed
You've got to do more
That means hiring strippers, hiring escorts,
And even a few whores




Now I know you can't hear me
Your ears are truly sealed
Against marketing potential
From the Neoliberal ideal
You can do nothing
So unemployment completes the scene
Here comes school security
To guide you to the street.

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Sung to the tune "Listening to You" by The Who.





Saturday, December 6, 2014

Sunday, November 23, 2014

One of the Dumbest Arguments I Have Ever Seen

The term "Neoliberalism " has come up a couple times in this blog. I am sure it will come up more.

I like to read texts written from opposing points of view, and have done so with Neoliberalism. One such book Free Market Revolution: How Ayn Rand's Ideas Can End Big Government  presented to me an argument I copy in its entirety below.  It is one of the most idiotic arguments I have ever seen. And I have taught for 20+years, so have seen some doozies in student paper. No student has ever gone this far or been this ridiculous

When Yaron [one of the authors] taught at a university, he gave his students an entire semester to name a recent movie in which the hero was a successful businessman. Few of them ever were able to, although a handful of such movies do exist. Nowadays , there’s Iron Man and we suppose The Aviator, if you don’t count the fact that Howard Hughes was crazy. But if you want a total nonchallenge , try to name a movie where the villain was a businessman— we’ll wager there’s at least one playing right now.

In 2006, the Business & Media Institute published a study in which it concluded that if you see a businessman on TV, he’s as likely to be killing as he is to be making a killing.

[B] usinessmen on TV committed more crimes than any other demographic. . . . According to primetime TV, you are 21 times more likely to be kidnapped or murdered at the hands of a businessman than the mob. Businessmen also committed crimes five times more often than terrorists and four times more often than gangs.

A different study by the Business & Media Institute found that by age eighteen, “the average TV viewer has seen businessmen attempt more than ten thousand murders and countless lesser offenses, all in the name of greed.” Asked about Hollywood’s obsession with bad guy businessmen , former chairman of NBC Grant Tinker said, “Businessmen deserve what they get. . . . Dammit, there is a lot of villainy in business.”

And it’s not just Hollywood that hates businessmen. “Few are the businessmen in literature and drama,” observes economist Diane Coyle, “and those there are tend to be, like Trollope’s Melmotte or Fitzgerald’s Gatsby, either flawed characters or outright villains.” These are just some of the symptoms of a widespread cultural phenomenon: Today, businessmen are probably the most vilified group in America. Don recalls watching the South Park movie some years ago in a crowded theater. When a cartoon Bill Gates was gratuitously murdered, the audience broke into applause. Although publicly wishing harm on a group of Americans is generally frowned upon, we make an exception for businessmen. Radio host Thom Hartmann, after reflecting on why there are so few people capable of running America’s most successful companies, concluded that only sociopaths are capable of being CEOs . National Public Radio’s Patt Morrison declared of the CEOs who presided over failed companies during the financial crisis (most of whom were not accused of committing any crime), “I want blood .” Columnist Maureen Dowd was a bit more circumspect, asking only for “shackles” and “show trials.”

Why have businessmen been so vilified ? It’s not for any particular evil, real or imagined. It’s not because some may have produced shoddy products or defrauded customers. (Political leaders have committed crimes, enslaved nations, even slaughtered millions, and we go on giving them more and more power.) It is, instead , because we view businessmen as in some sense corrupt by their very nature: Businessmen, we think, are greedy. They are driven by the selfish pursuit of profit— they have an insatiable desire for “more”— and we equate that with a willingness to lie, cheat, and steal . Businessmen, we conclude, are necessarily heartless, greedy bastards out for themselves , willing to sacrifice the welfare of employees , customers, friends, and orphans if it helps them make a buck.

Just think back to the classic film It’s a Wonderful Life. The hero is a businessman—an unsuccessful businessman, whose goodwill drives him into bankruptcy. Who is the successful businessman? It’s crotchety old Mr. Potter, the allegedly selfish banker who revels in destroying everyone around him, who profits ( somehow) by denying loans to the creditworthy little guy, and who doesn’t hesitate to steal from his competitors and send innocent men to prison. It’s a portrait that many Americans seem to find plausible.


Brook, Yaron; Watkins, Don (2012-09-18). Free Market Revolution: How Ayn Rand's Ideas Can End Big Government (Kindle Locations 705-710). Palgrave Macmillan. Kindle Edition.  

Yes. There you have it.  Since businessmen are  FICTIONALLY portrayed as criminals, they are being wronged. They are victims.

I wonder if these authors complain about the lack of critical thinking ability they see in their students or new employees. And if they do, I doubt they are aware of the irony here. 

I don't mind arguments I disagree with. I like to hear different points of view. Often these different views change my own perspectives. What I hate are DUMB arguments. Arguments that don't work but the speakers refuse to (or just can't) see. That bothers me because those people cannot be engaged in real debate. 






Saturday, November 22, 2014

One Day in the President's Office #4








Think I am making this up? Try http://www.forbes.com/pictures/gfhf45fim/texas-tech-university/ or http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/09/21/fashion/college-recreation-now-includes-pool-parties-and-river-rides.html?referrer=